Grandma... I'm sorry

I may have just sold you to my grandpa here for 2,000DH, or 1 camel. No, but seriously he's saving up money and talking about getting remarried. We joke about me taking him back to America with me and I brought up the fact that I have a grandma back home, about the same age. His first question was, "is she fat"? No grandpa she's about the same size as you. I don't think he liked that so I think we're in the clear!